I Like To Fucking Swear
Written on Jan 02


I like to fucking cuss and I guess that offends some of you vaginal blisters. I really don't know why people get all flustered over hearing a 'bad' word. IT'S A FUCKING WORD. There is nothing bad about a word. Hell, maybe "zebra" could be a bad word? What about "facetious"? That sounds like a nasty word. Yet, I can say those words and no one will think any different. But when I say "motherfucker" or "asslicker", I get nothing but stares and bad looks. What the FUCK is up with that?

If I wanted to say that I had sexual relations with a slutty girl last night, I'd proudly exclaim, "I fucked this one bitch in the ass last night". No bullshit. That sentence is straight to the point. However, conservative fags would rather me say something like, "I had anal sex with a young lady last night". No, no... there is a difference between having sex and fucking. By saying that I FUCKED her, using the word "fuck" conveys so much more meaning than 'sex'. How is my direct honesty "bad"? I'm not swearing, I'm merely being descriptive.

Besides, the word fuck can be used in any grammatical tense. It could be a verb ("I'm fucking her") an adjective ("She is fucking beautiful"), a compound word ("holy-fucking-God"). That's just the "f" word mind you, imagine what I could do with other swear words like dick, ass, bitch, pussy, shit, cunt, twat, skank, dyke, fag, and queer. I could make things way more clever using the English language. For instance:

YOU WOULD SAY: I ejaculated on her face.
NICK WOULD SAY: I tattooed her face with my dick.

YOU WOULD SAY: I had intercourse with her using my well-endowed penis.
NICK WOULD SAY: I penetrated her tarantula-looking twat with my John Holmes replica cock.

YOU WOULD SAY: She gave me oral sex. I enjoyed it.
NICK WOULD SAY: I skull-fucked that bitch and gave her a Dirty Sanchez.

I consider myself pretty damn proficient in using cuss words in every day English. This annoys just about anybody raised before 1975 when cuss words were still considered evil. I just wish people were smart enough to realize that "cuss words" are actually a very descriptive way to describe something.

The next person to tell me to "watch my mouth" will get cussed out. Then I'll tell them to "watch my mouth" as I verbally assault their mother. That's what idiots get for trying to impose their petty will on me.

I'll cuss whenever I want, and if you don't like it, go fuck yourself.



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