Just Signal
Written on Jan 10


I'm one of those rare people that enjoy driving. I take driving an automobile more as a hobby than a chore. I don't drive a fast or nice car, but it's somewhat reliable when it doesn't stall on the freeway. I tend to believe that I'm a good driver, as well as polite and courteous to other driving patrons. One thing I always do is signal. Even if there is nobody behind me, I signal. It's a repetitive habit that my best friend started. He signals everywhere too. His girlfriend is conscious about signaling as well as all my good friends.

So... is this going to be a happy story?

FUCK NO BECAUSE CERTAIN FUCKING DIPSHITS DON'T FUCKING SIGNAL WHEN THEY CUT ME OFF. I don't care if you cut me off or even slam into my piece of shit car, just fucking signal, god damnit. Signaling is polite to me. It lets everybody (including me) know what your intentions are. It also helps others avoid traffic conflicts.

But some cockflaps don't signal at all. I guess they think their too good or something. Or better yet, they are lazy fucks or mentally handicapped. I don't expect retarded people to signal all the time. Well, because they're retarded for one. Besides, how many retarded people do you know that can drive? Retarded drivers that signal appropriately and don't slam into my car get a thumbs up in my opinion. But what about all the other normal people? What is their excuse?

If the cops ever wonder why ROAD RAGE is so prevalent, take a gander at why I'm writing this. I can't express enough anger in my words to show how much I hate people who don't signal. But karma will enact some revenge. The next fucker that doesn't signal and hits me will get fucked. NEWS FLASH: I don't have insurance. My car is worth $500! Go ahead and hit it. I bet your car is worth more than mine! Maybe all those out of pocket expenses to fix your precious luxury automobile will teach you fuckers to be gracious and signal.

Cut me off? Fine.
Side-swipe me off the road? Fine.
Flip me the bird? Ok, fine.
Spit on my car yelling "FUCKIN CRACKER", No problem.
But not signaling? DIE YOU RAT FUCK. DIE! DIE! DIE!

ARGH, PEOPLE ARE HORSESHIT.


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