I Love Mexico
Written on Feb 25


There is a special place in the world where fifty cent beers flow freely and where strippers and hookers parade around in skimpy lingerie shouting "fawky fawky" and "sawky sawky five dollah". A place where cops can be bribed and bought. A place where you can drink without fear of persecution because of your age. Besides, what other place in the world can you get drugs, bombs, knives, and ninja stars on one street corner?

This place is my home away from home. This place is Tijuana, Mexico. My buddies and I like to go down there for lunch and a few beers. Most of my friends are 21, but they can't take me out for drinks because I'm 19. So we travel down to Mexico and spend a few dollars. The beer is considerably cheaper too: fifty cent Corona's at Club Escape baby! uNF!

The United States has alot of mind-numbing and trivial laws, and one of them pertains to the legal drinking age. For those who might still be living a Neanderthal-lifestyle, the current legal drinking age for any human being in the United States is 21. TWENTY-FUCKING-ONE!!? What the fuck is up with that? I can get drafted and go KILL PEOPLE, yet I can't consume an alcoholic beverage? Now that's one of the most ludicrous things I've ever heard.

Now I fully realize that over 90% 96% of the people under 21 have the common sense of an average house plant, and I do take that into consideration when debating about this topic, but what about the rest? I know quite a few people under the legal drinking age that enjoy having a few beers. They are fully able to control themselves and they don't drink and drive, or do anything to endanger themselves or others.

For the most part, many Americans think the law is bullshit too. I can get just about anybody over 21 to buy me liquor any time I want. I even know a few liquor stores that will sell me liquor. And all these people are law-abiding citizens that have probably never committed a crime in their life, yet they'll consciously sell me or buy me liquor knowing it's illegal? Hmm, I guess adults think this law is bullshit too. I think the legal drinking age should be 19, like it is in Canada. Enough said.

Oh yeah. Guys should be able to touch strippers too. Or let the strippers touch us. Prostitution is illegal in the United States, which sucks. What if you want to feel a boob or something? All that looking will just give you a wicked case of blue balls.


That's my opinion, what's yours?


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