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INFORMATION: December 16th, 2007:
 THIS WEB SITE IS NO LONGER UPDATED. It remains online for archival purposes. Feel free to enjoy the older stories. If you are looking for my current articles/stories/digital vomit than check out LifeAsNick.com. Thanks!

Pleast stay tuned and check out the message board or Myspace.


WHO AM I?

My name is Nick. I'm 22. In general, I'm quite a satisfied person. I live a comfortable life and work at a mildly entertaining job; I have awesome friends, I love music, and I'm very spiritual. I go to work and drive an automobile just like everybody else. However, I'm a little different -- I tend to dislike humanity. I think most human beings are moronic throwbacks of evolution. I live in San Diego, California and even though it's 'America's finest city', it's still a shithole filled with crackheads, gangbangers, idiot whiteboys, and fucked up people I despise. This web site chronicles some of my odd and otherwise wacky life experiences and ramblings.

To clear some things up, this is not a blog. Nor is it a "cam" site. This web site is about MY WRITING and MY OPINIONS, not about how I look. If I gave a shit about my looks, I'd snap cam photos of my skinny 21 year old body and plaster it all over this site with inane wishlists and then beg my visitors to buy me crap. But that's not what I'm about.

I'm open to any suggestions to further this web site, but remember, I can be a sarcastic bastard, so don't say anything stupid or I'll make fun of you and post it on this site or on the message board.  No other disclaimers needed.


LINKS

Excellent sites that inspire and influence me:

Maddox "The Best Page In The Universe"
Tucker Max "The Saga of Tucker Max"
Mark Driver "Driver Down, author of "Just Another Empire"
Drunkpunx Clothing "Humor/attitude/alcohol related apparel based locally out of San Diego, California"


MESSAGE BOARD

Do you think I suck? Do you want to tell me how much I suck in a public forum? Well now you can! My message board is open to the masses.



CONTACT

My Space: Nick Sterling
E-mail: nicksterling7@gmail.com
ICQ: 26440156








RANTS

2005:

Weddings Are Overrated.
The Way Things Are.
Barrage Of Hate Pt. 2.
Work Is Dumb.
Old People Should Not Drive.

2004:

American Idiots.
A Stab At Politics.
College Is Bullshit.
Barrage of Hate Pt. 1.
New Reality Shows.
Customer Service.
High School Is A Joke.
Paris Hilton Sucks.
I Like To Fucking Swear.

Personal
Nick vs. COPS, Part 2.
Senseless Violence


2003:

Drugs Are Bad.
The Fast Food Critic.
Fist Fights Are Stupid.
Boycott The DMV.
Getting Out of Blind Dates.
Blogs Fucking Suck.
Playing The Game.
Neanderthal Gangsters.
Political Bullshit.
Can I Be A Model?
I Love Mexico.
Grocery Stocker Pt. 2.
Disclaimers, Sex, & Midgets.
Relationships: The Truth.
Teen Magazines Suck.
Cell Phones Suck.
Just Signal.

Personal
A Letter To My Employer.
The World Around Me.
I'm A Racist.
Nick vs. COPS.


2002:

New Years.
Carls Jr.
Early Edition.
The Massive Party.
I Drive A Car.
I Cut Fish Heads.
Camwhores Suck.
I'm A Grocery Stocker.