Nick's Barrage of Hate, Pt 1.
Written on Jun 26


What the fuck is up with the ghetto Mexicans in my area driving around in cars and trucks with the wheels two feet out from the car? Last time I checked, all new cars are designed with the wheels under the car, not outside of it. What in God's earth would possess somebody to do that to a perfectly good automobile? Maybe I can answer that rhetorical question: it's called stupidity. I should charge them an idiot fee just for having to look at their fucked up car.

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Also, I've noticed alot of idiots driving around with the name of their car plastered over the back window. Like "HONDA" or "TOYOTA". I can see that it's a Honda a mile away. I don't need to know that you are a proud owner of a Honda. And frankly, I don't give a shit. Unless you drive a Bugatti or a Ferrari, no one cares what kind of car you drive.

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What the hell is up with all this "low carb" shit? I work at a grocery store so I see all sorts of new items and every single one of them says "low carb" or "carb free" on the packaging. Maybe I'm just naive when it comes to dieting, but if you eat healthy food, does it really matter how many carbs you take in? Just because you pay an extra $2 to have low carb ice cream or whatever isn't going to make you skinny. American corporations are taking advantage of fat people once again. Which is actually OK with me because fat people really piss me off.

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I could write a book about why I despise grossly overweight fat sloth's. Here are a few things that perplex me about fat people though:

   1) Why do they wear panty hose and small clothes? I don't want to see their fat, and I'm pretty sure no one else does either. Do fat people really think that wearing smaller size clothes makes them look more attractive?

   2) Fat, ugly people have probably been teased their entire life. Yet, why do they bring children into this world? They are going to have to endure the same mental torture as their parents. The kid is going to be fat, ugly, and lacking self-esteem just like mommy and daddy. It's not like fat parents are going to pump out a Justin Timberlake or Mischa Barton. Fat people probably don't understand the meaning of bad genetics. Or euthanasia for that matter. But because of fat people, I have a job. *Sigh*

   3) If you are fat, why would you want to be fat the rest of your life? Most normal people don't find a 400lb behemeth sexy. I just don't understand why people put themselves in that situation. Probably because they are lazy or ignorant. I'll guess both.

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What the FUCK is up with young couples having children and getting married before they are ready? Alot of my old high school friends are starting families and they aren't even old enough to drink.

Hell, some of them can't even take care of themselves let alone a child or a wife/husband. Most are still living with mom and dad and working at dead-end jobs. These people are just perpetuating the cycle of poverty. Unless both parents make over $15/hr, they won't be able to comfortably raise a child in California. Not to mention, they don't realize the responsibility (and difficulty) of raising a child. I'm not the smartest guy on the planet (well, I am, but I'm attempting to be modest), but I do have enough common sense to not become a welfare recipient because I was naive and had a kid when I wasn't 100% ready.

I'm not bashing everybody who decides to start a family at a young age. I'm bashing the ignorant ones who end up regretting their moronic decision to make a commitment they knowingly couldn't handle in the first place.

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I get alot of flack from pretentious, "holier than thou" people about my drinking. I love to drink beer. Getting drunk is OK, but nothing really beats a good buzz. In fact, I'm having a beer right now as I'm writing this. It tastes really good and it's making me happy. Yet, to some fucking assholes, that's a bad thing.

Often times people feel the need to comment about my drinking habits. I find it amusing that people will attempt to put me down by calling me an alcoholic just because I like to enjoy a few beers every day. Even if I was an alcoholic, which I'm not, it's nothing to joke around about. Alcoholism is a disease regardless of what anybody says. What's even worse is that it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for.

"You're an alcoholic dude. What a loser! Alcoholics suck."

When was the last time you heard someone go, "What a loser, you have AIDS!"? Or "I can't believe you have cancer, you suck!". I just love the fact that worthless shitpiles won't miss an opportunity to put people down. They only do it to mask the fact that they are just as fucked up if not more then the person they are slamming.

Anyways, I went off on a tangent.

The point of that mini-rant was...



well...



Umm.



I forgot what the point was. But it doesn't matter. I just don't like when people belittle me when I'm happy and drinking my beer. You never know if I could be a violent drunk or not -- someone might catch an MGD bottle upside their head for running their worthless mouth.

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Oh, and if I get another advertisement for herbal penis enhancement pills, I'm going to enhance my penis and use it to beat the shit out of whoever keeps sending me these advertisements. Trust me, my dick is big enough.

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Now that I think about it, George Bush sucks monkey dick too. You should elect me for president in 2004 so I can turn the Middle East into a parking lot for my Hyundai.


I'm done with my barrage of hate for now. I'll have a second part coming soon.


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