Barrage Of Hate Pt. 2
Written on Mar 11th, 2005


Things were going alright...

My last "Barrage of Hate" was written summer of last year. Not bad for someone that get's aggravated on a daily basis. Something was definately going right for me because I haven't ranted since GWB took office.

I ended up quitting my shitty job, beginnning another, meeting celebrities, partying like a rock star, doing things I never dreamt I could, and actually enjoying life. I thought I was moving forward. Hell, I thought I was happy for once.

Then I realized my happiness was a temporary façade.

"Hi Nick, welcome to reality!"

... say goodbye to your new found "happiness"!

Starting earlier this week things just went downhill.

Last weekend I lost all my money in Vegas. No biggie, it wasn't a big deal until I came home and my girlfriend tripped out over nothing. Then I found out she's broke and we're behind on our bills by two weeks. And I blew 4 bills in Vegas? God damn... now I feel like a selfish and inconsiderate prick for going to LV.

Plus my roommate's truck is fucked up and it costs more money than he can afford to fix it. Usually my roommate and I would just drink the truck problem away but then we realized our liquor collection is merely a splash compared to the tsunami it once was. Then our friends couldn't get into a bar last night...

And then a hammer, (yes, a hammer) flew threw my windshield while I was on the freeway. It shattered the glass right in front of my face. I couldn't catch up to the truck it came from because my hand was bleeding and glass was in my face. Either I pissed off Thor or something has it in for me.

And then ...

Fuck "then". You get the picture.

My shit isn't a blog, so who gives a flying fuck what happens in my life? Readers don't come here for my day to day details. Hell, I don't even know why they come here in the first place but 11,000 people have read my bullshit and I've only got like four hate mails. I must be doing something unoffensive. I think it's time I should be more offensive from now on. So fuck off.

This morning I had an epiphany: I've come to a point where my opinion about shit doesn't matter. My emotions dictate my opinions. That's why I write and say what I say. It's my way of venting. Yet I'm criticized and judged. I guess that's the price I pay for having this bullshit web site online for you morons to read.

I just can't understand why you stupid motherfuckers chastise me for speaking my mind. You illiterate fucks obviously can't read between the lines. I've never been ultra offensive but it's finally time I use my words as weapons.

FUCK all those punk ass young kids that drive around nice cars. Unless they bought that car with their hard earned money, it's not theirs. Just because mommy and daddy buys these spoiled brats $30,000+ new cars and trucks doesn't mean they're "cool". You can speed by, look down on me, laugh at my Hyundai, and floss the Independent stickers. But when it comes down to it you little pricks are dependent on YOUR PARENTS. How utterly pathetic. Grow up and buy your own shit before you think you're "independent".

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Why are so many people getting married? Better yet, why are so many idiots spending their life savings and going into debt to get married? I've seen so many fucking people spend shitloads of money on crap like flowers, food, invitations, arrangements, and other accessories for their wedding. Instead of wasting all that dough on entertaining a bunch of pretentious, ungrateful guests, couples should spend their money on a beautiful honeymoon or luxurious vacation. If I ever get married, it's going to be a quick, BYOB ceremony. I'll roll a keg into the backyard of my house and tell the guests to get plastered.

Total ceremony cost: $100-$500 max.

Oh, and don't email me saying that "marriage is the most important day of your life, money shouldn't be an option...blah blah blah". Fuck that. If my fiance wants an extravagant wedding, then she can pay for it herself. And with the rates of divorce so high nowadays, people will probably have like four of five "most important days of their lives" until they finally get it right. Morons.

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Why the fuck are most of my old friends losers and doing stupid shit? Like getting pregnant at 18? Not graduating high school? Doing drugs routinely? Doing drugs while pregnant? Like talking shit and trying to ruin other people's success? Give it up already and grow the fuck up. I could step on all of you. Unlike you motherfuckers I don't have to lie to uphold my image. I'm not a fuck up because I'm honest and true to myself.

I don't know why but I've kept my mouth shut for so long. Did you guys think I was blind? I see everything! I know all of your secrets. I know who's marriage is a sham, I know who cheated on who, I know who starts all the drama, shit... I got dirt on everybody. I can definately air out some personal shit using this web site. Don't fucking push me.

Hell, I aired out some personal shit yesterday. Anybody who visited this site and read this story within the last 24 hours was a witness to me calling out alot of names. I took that story down though. I'm going to be the bigger person in this situation. There's no use talking more shit and stooping to your level. As the great Napolean Dynamite would say, IIIDDDIOTS!

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Ok, ok. Instead of bashing on people and writing my usual negative rants I'm going to do most of you guys a favor. IN MY BRAIN I HAVE THE SECRET TO MEETING HOT GIRLS WHO WILL FUCK YOU TONIGHT WITH NO GIMMICKS AND VERY LITTLE GAME! Of course this doesn't apply if you're ugly though. But what the hell...

Go to Planned Parenthood and wait in the lobby. No one will question you because the attendants will assume you are waiting for your girlfriend. I'm not joking... try this!

PP is a sanctuary of hot girls. Not only are they good looking (because ugly people don't have sex), but you can rest assured they enjoy fucking. Plus, most of the girls there are probably on birth control and/or getting abortions so you won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancies. Of course you have to figure in some of them might have diseases but it's safer than dealing with the drunk skanks at a nightclub or bar.

Fellas, trust me on this one. My idea is an untapped source of pussy. When you get laid because you took my advice just send me a couple bucks for beer to keep these great ideas flowing...





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