Carls Jr.
Written on Dec 11


I rant about stupid people all the time and this article is going to be no exception. Today's target: the fast food chain, Carls Jr.

I don't know about you guys, but where I live, there are 3 local Carls Jr. restaurants. I happen to enjoy a combo #2 with cris-cut french fries. My best friend likes the six dollar burger. My best friend and I eat at Carls Jr. somewhat regularly because the food is decent.

Now this rant is obviously not about the food. It's about the fucking MORONIC employees.

The last 10 times I've visted one of my local Carls Jr. establishments, they've fucked up my order. I'm not kidding either. Last time they didn't give me cris-cut fries. Prior to that they gave me the wrong change, etc. And the list continues. Now I take bets with my friends on what they are going to fuck up everytime I place an order. I do understand that fast food employees MAY be under alot of job related stress. I do understand mistakes MIGHT happen. I'm cordial when they do happen. Hell, I even make mistakes at my job. BUT TEN FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW? Not just on my first couple visits they fuck up, but ON ALL OF THEM?!? I'm beginning to think my picture is hanging behind the register with the words, "FUCK UP THIS GUY'S ORDER".

The hiring requirement for Carls Jr. must be breathing and walking. Whoever is responsible for hiring at Carls Jr: you really suck. The people that work at Carls Jr. are the epitome of the word "moron". I'm all for "equal opportunity employment", but come on, letting a fully retarded person operate a cash register and take orders? For christ sakes, it took her 3 times to get my order right.

"Hiii sir, welcum too carlz jewnuior. Can eye tayke yer oardrr?"
"Yeah, I'd like a #2 with cris cut fries."
"A numberr won?"
"No, a number 2 please."
"With cwis-cut fwwies?"
"Yeah"
"Okayy, a cawmbo won wif cris-cut fwwies..."
"NO, A NUMBER 2 with CRIS CUT FRENCH FRIES"
"Okayy, a cawmbo too wif cris-cut fwwies..."
"Yeah"

Then she charged me 50 cents for my combo meal. Those combo meals are usually $5.09, not 50 cents. Luckily, employee of the year caught her mistake and goes, "Oohh, eye fergawt too hit toetal. haw haw". A normal 30 second order took nearly 4 minutes. I could see a line of people forming behind me. Those pathetic individuals had to suffer through the same fate as I did. As I was filling up my drink, I heard someone behind me attempt to politely say, "with no cheese ... I-SAID-NO-CHEESE".

The lady who brought my food to our table was retarded as well. Being the dark-hearted fucker that I am, I hid my number so she didn't know what table to take the food. Now we were the only people in the restaurant that didn't have food. I watched her walk around the entire restaurant 3 times. You would think that the lightbulb in her brain would have began to flicker by now, but it didn't. Then I put the number in clear view and stared at her. She looked at the number, smiled, and walked around the whole place again before dropping my food off and taking the number. Then she asked if I wanted more napkins. My buddy said, "no thanks". She asked again. He said "no thanks" louder. She asked again. My buddy just gave in to her and said "sure". This made her feel important. Now she had a job to do! So she proceeded to drop a clump of napkins on our dirty table. Her job was complete so she smiled and stared at me. I was afraid her yellow, crooked teeth were going to fall out of her mouth and into my cris-cut fries. Ugh!

Now remember kids: Carls Jr. just doesn't hire retards, they also hire illegal immigrant-mexicans, convicted criminals, crack-toting gangsters, severly obese women, senior citizens, carnies, and homeless people. Most of which were employees that were currently working on shift when I was eating there last.

Oh, and the retard lady fucked up my order and kept my streak alive. I always expect the best service at Carls Jr!


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