Blogs Fucking Suck
Written on Jun 21


The internet is mainly congested with loads of pornography, ads for penis enlargement pills, pirated software, and STUPID FUCKING BLOGS about STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE. I can usually deal with all the pop-up ads, pornography, and I don't mind the music and movies, but I can't stand the blog sites.

Here is my opening statement: Blogs fucking suck. And again for the record, BLOGS REALLY FUCKING SUCK.

Blogs are nothing more than shrines to one's self, a personal diary about unimportant things usually consisting of photographs or cams, information about that person, daily events that transpire in their life and other irrelevant data slopped together to form a web page. I don't know what B-L-O-G stands for, nor do I care. But according to me, BLOG now stands for Bullshit LOG's.

How many people outside a person's close friends and relatives really give a shit about them? Blogs are nothing more than a lame attempt for attention and internet stardom. Most of the people who compose these blog sites happen to be some of the most un-interesting people on the planet (I base that contention on absolutely nothing because I know I'm right and that's all that matters).

Most of the bloggers on the internet consist of cam whores. These bitches use their blogs to peddle semi-provocative cam photos, text, and videos for a staggering fee of $19.95 or more a month. WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE DROP TWENTY BILLS FOR THIS MONKEY PISS? I don't even waste my FREE TIME looking at their shit, let alone would I even fathom spending my hard earned money on it! People with boring blog sites are moronic throwbacks of evolution.

Some human beings must have some sort of mental complex where they assume they're the most important people on the planet. I will gladly cure their mental complex by taking a hammer to their head Thor-style.

And for anybody who would like to defend blogs, cam girls, or anything similar, I would like to politely ask that you consider euthanizing yourself before clicking "SEND" on your email program. It would do the world a favor. Trust me.


ADDENDUM: (Written on July 22, 2003)

Some of you clever monkeys might consider (or label) this web site a blog site, however I digress. Here is my one reason why:
1) The focus of this web site is my writing. The focus of most blogs is on themselves as a person and the writing is merely a byproduct. I don't update my web site just to tell you that I took a shower or that I'm fighting with my cat. I update my web site to tell you an interesting story or opinion to showcase my writing.

And honestly, that's all the differences I can think of. Maybe I'm a blog site after all in other people's opinions. And maybe I fucking suck. I'm not above admitting that my site sucks to alot of people. Simply put, this web site isn't for everyone. I just don't agree that I'm a traditional "blog" web site. That's all.


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